Crazy in the Blood (Latter-Day Olympians)

  Dedication

  This one has to be for my two leading men, Pete and Ty. My husband and son, the loves of my life.

  Prologue

  “My middle name is Odysseus. Of course, growing up, they just called me Odd.”

  —Christos Karacis

  Christos Karacis, Gypsum Valley, Midnight

  Damned silly to be skulking around a campsite at my age like some Boy Scout on a panty raid. Too bad there was nothing nearly so entertaining about my situation. The Back to Earth compound had turned out to be a lot bloodier than a Scout jamboree.

  I hadn’t slept in two days, ever since I’d seen what I’d seen. Every time I closed my eyes, JD’s terror-stricken face, the hot spray of his blood, the sight of his intestines spilling into his hands as they tore him apart played out in my head. Then I’d remember the way claw-like hands had latched on to keep me from lunging to the rescue, the fear that I was next, the suddenly alien faces all around me, and especially the knowledge that even if I could grab up JD’s trailing innards and shove them back in, he’d probably die of infection.

  He never had that chance.

  Suddenly, liberating Mara’s daughter from the cult had become a matter of life and death. By the time I’d infiltrated it, she was already inner circle. I couldn’t get anywhere near her. I was still too low on the totem pole at the winter solstice even to rate an invitation to their celebration, so it was only at the vernal equinox that I’d seen what the bacchants were capable of. And now that I had… It was possible that Casey was too far gone to save, but that wasn’t for me to say.

  I had to avenge JD, if nothing else. Penance for my failure to listen when he’d cracked, started raving about wild women and cannibalism and getting out. I’d chalked the rant up to moldy rye, just the way history had for the accusations of the witnesses at the old witch trials. I’d assumed the name bacchant was an affectation chosen by someone who knew them historically as worshippers of the fertility god Dionysus—someone who didn’t know about their dark fits, the festival frenzies where they tore men limb from limb and let their blood pour out like libations upon the fields. I couldn’t accept that anyone would willfully whip his followers into madness and resurrect human sacrifice. So what in the seven hells had Dion done? Was his name just another affectation or could it be… No, I’d never believed our family tales that the old gods walked among us—Atlas with a gym franchise, Aphrodite the new Mayflower Madam and the like. Drugs or mass hypnosis ranked far higher on the probability scale than divinely inspired blood lust.

  My body shuddered involuntarily at the thought, as if trying to throw it off, and I pressed myself more deeply into the shadows of the building that the solar-charged lights of the compound failed to reach, trying to hide myself from the bacchants sauntering by on their rounds. It was nearly midnight; everyone else was snug in their beds.

  When they passed, I forced myself to walk as if I had a purpose. There were, sadly, a few yards of well-lit ground to cover between me and the main building—the only one with a phone so far as I knew. Slinking would certainly get me noticed. If I could pretend to be on a mission, maybe I could brazen it out.

  No one stopped me on the way, but still a sense of dread clutched at my heart. Between that and the odd heat wave making the air as thick as pea soup, I was gasping like a landed fish by the time I made it to the side door of the office building. I’d never noticed video monitors—they were against the anti-technology stance of Back to Earth—but I wasn’t going to stake my life that they didn’t exist. The office phone was just barely tolerated as a necessary evil and only for the high muckety-muck, who was presumably beyond corruption. I kept my head down, my face away from where I thought the cameras would be placed, and pulled the promotional postcard I’d swiped—sixty percent recycled paper—from my pocket. I slid it like a key card through the minimal gap between the door and frame. It took three tries. Between the lack of lamination, the tight fit and the sudden weakness in my hands, I mangled two edges before I felt the proper slide.

  As quietly as I could, I closed the door behind me and listened. Aside from the hoot of an owl outside, which I tried not to take as an ill omen, all was as silent as the grave. Eerily quiet in the way only a place without the constant, accustomed hum of technology can be. The glow from outside barely penetrated the gloom, lighting my way to Dion’s inner sanctum. I crossed to his door, staying low to avoid windows, and tried my trick again with the postcard. It was a lot easier this time. I thought I might be getting the hang of breaking and entering.

  Dion’s office was pitch black, without a single window for illumination. I had to feel my way to the desk and phone. Shaking, I sat in Dion’s cushy chair and dialed Detective Beverly Simon’s number by touch. I’d thought long and hard about who to call and figured that of all people, she’d listen. Plus, she could take care of herself and had the clout to get things done.

  “Simon,” she answered with a voice all groggy from sleep. Longing shocked me like a sucker punch to the gut.

  No time. “Bev, you’ve got to listen to me.” I kept my voice low.

  “Christ—”

  “Shh. Just listen. I don’t know how much time I have. The Back to Earth movement. Check them out. A kid’s been killed. JD something.”

  God, I hadn’t even bothered to learn the kid’s full name. The fact that we didn’t use them here didn’t make me feel any better. For all I knew, JD wasn’t even his real name. He might have recreated himself as so many did on joining.

  “What? You vanish for months with no word and then call me with a tip?”

  I heard a sound, like someone testing the outer door, maybe preparing to enter.

  “Bev, please. I’ve gotta go.”

  I pressed the button to disconnect, then quickly hit random keys to prevent anyone from punching redial in case I was discovered. I didn’t want Bev in their sights. I replaced the receiver as quickly and quietly as I could. Still, the slight sound it made touching home seemed to echo in the resounding silence of the compound.

  Over my own pounding heart, I couldn’t be sure, but I thought I heard an answering snick of that outer door sealing. Someone was inside with me. The footsteps heading my way confirmed it. There was only one exit from the office and nowhere to run.

  Chapter One

  “Beware embossing. It often heralds formal gowns and rubber chicken.”

  —Tori Karacis, words to live by

  Tori Karacis, Los Angeles, CA

  The Feds and my cousin Tina’s wedding invitation blew in on the same ill wind. Truth be told, one came in bearing the other. It couldn’t be harpies or banshees or even, hell, desert scorpions. Oh no, those I could probably have handled. But it didn’t seem terribly good form to use my gorgon mojo on guys who could lock me up and lose me in the system without needing much in the way of probable cause.

  Not that I was paranoid. I mean, two weeks ago I’d faced down a few gods from the old neighborhood trying to drop L.A. into the ocean just to announce their second coming. In theory, a couple of mere mortals shouldn’t be too much of a problem—assuming they weren’t here to cart me off to some super secret government lab to explore my more unusual attributes from the inside out.

  “Mizz Karacis?” asked the one I was already planning to dub Little Wooden Boy simply because he reminded me of a two-thirds scale model of Al Gore.

  “I hope so, I’m wearing her underwear.”

  “Very original,” he answered with no discernable trace of sincerity. “I’m Special Agent Eric Holloway and this is Special Agent Ben Rosen from the FBI.” His partner, the one not holding my mail hostage, flashed a badge that I supposed was meant t
o be good enough for the both of them. “We need to ask you a few questions.”

  And there it was…the other shoe. I’d been waiting for it to drop ever since Internal Affairs had started harassing Detective Armani…or, as I called him now, Nick. I understood why—an officer dead, Armani’s partner disappeared—but that didn’t mean I liked it. He couldn’t very well tell them the truth—that his partner, Detective Lau, had flown off on the back of a dragon who’d been awakened by a seismic blast caused by Greek gods run amok. Not unless he was willing to earn himself a trip to a padded cell on a psychiatric visa. I still wasn’t fully convinced of my own sanity, and I’d seen it all with my own eyes.

  But my inquisitors loomed, awaiting an invitation to enter. I said a wistful good-bye to the idea of getting to the beach before all the good spots were taken. It was unseasonably warm for late March, and my air-conditioning just wasn’t cutting it. If I was going to bake, it might as well be to a nice golden brown. Instead, I sighed. Heavily.

  “Sure, come in. Thanks so much for bringing my mail,” I replied wryly.

  I held out a hand to relieve Holloway of the burden, but he walked right past me without giving it up. His gaze skimmed my sunny yellow bathing suit cover-up and flip-flops, noted the mesh bag containing my paperback and tanning supplies, and moved on to the small condo I was housesitting for Armani’s AWOL partner. My own apartment had fallen prey to Zeus’s pyrotechnic wrath. I’d packed away Detective Lau’s desiccated sea life—dried up starfish, sand dollars, sea urchins and the like—because they creeped me out. Otherwise, the place was pretty much as she’d left it, aside from the dirty dishes in the sink and a centimeter or so of dust. I wasn’t much on the housekeeping front.

  “Cozy,” commented Rosen with that same lack of inflection his partner had mastered. No doubt they’d been at the top of their academy class for dry delivery. Their mothers must be so proud.

  Rosen had Charlton Heston’s sandy abundance of hair, but that’s where the resemblance ended. Beyond that he was unremarkable. Dark suit, crisp white shirt, conservative striped tie, eyes that couldn’t decide what color they wanted to be—green or brown. Blending into the woodwork was probably not a bad thing for a federal agent.

  I gestured them toward the relatively uncluttered conversational grouping in the living room.

  “Can I get you anything?” I asked, just to be polite.

  They exchanged a look that might have said yeah right before declining in stereo.

  I shrugged and took a seat, after which they took theirs, barely sinking into Lau’s militantly firm couch. Stiff, just like the missing lady herself.

  “Ma’am, we need you to tell us everything you can about the events of March 6th of this year.”

  Oh, crumb. “March 6th? My schedule is at the office, so you’ll have to give me a second.” I pretended to think before answering. “I was probably checking the mail for my tax refund. I e-filed early, you know, thinking I’d speed things along, but I guess I’m just a cock-eyed optimist. Speaking of mail, can I have mine?”

  Holloway eyed me keenly before handing it over. “There’s no refund check. There is a wedding invitation. At least, that’s what it looks like. Will you be bringing Detective Armani?”

  I forced myself not to react as I flipped through my mail—junk, junk, flier, another bill, embossed card-stock envelope. “I haven’t decided yet.”

  Rosen’s hand slammed onto the table so suddenly and untelegraphed it made me jump. “Let’s cut the crap. Last night, several people turned up dead under mysterious circumstances at the lip of a crater caused by an explosion that took place two weeks ago. Exactly two weeks ago, you made a 911 call that led to the arrest of three incapacitated men at the Le Brea Tar Pits who are believed to have been involved with the explosion. Your voice print is unmistakable. You can start telling us what you know or we can haul your ass in.”

  It was on the tip of my tongue to ask if the rest of me could come too when I registered what he’d said. “Wait—what? More bodies?” That explosion—that had been the old gods raising a ruckus, but this was new.

  The Feds exchanged another expressionless glance.

  “Show her,” Holloway ordered his partner.

  Rosen reached into the same jacket pocket from which he’d pulled documentation earlier and snapped a sheaf of papers down in front of me so that they fanned out across the table. I wish I could have said they were grainy or blurred, but…

  “Excuse me.” I choked, racing for the sink.

  I tossed my cookies, every last one from Yiayia’s special snickerdoodle care package. They weren’t nearly as good coming up with a chaser of bile. I ran water down the drain and grabbed some in my cupped hands to rinse out my mouth. I wished my mind was as easy to scour, but it would take the world’s most impressive roll of mental floss to rid myself of those scream-scene images.

  “Gum?” I heard from behind me.

  I whirled on them. “Oh yeah, that’ll make it all better.”

  “It’s for us,” Rosen said, “so we don’t have to smell your breath while we talk.”

  What the hell do you say to that?

  “Sit,” Holloway ordered. “It’ll pass.”

  I sat, but only because my body told me it was a damned good idea. I was shaking and my knees had gone to Jell-O. “Those people weren’t just killed, they were shredded,” I said.

  “Yup,” Rosen agreed. “Holloway lost his lunch, same as you. That’s how I knew to bring the gum. You ready to talk to us now?”

  Well, hell, they’d already seen the contents of my stomach, what more did I have to hide? I told them what I knew. Oh, not the god part of it. The way I spun it, Zeus, Poseidon and Hephaestus, under their street names, of course, were domestic terrorists whose activities I’d stumbled upon during one of my private investigations. I didn’t know what in the world had possessed them to plant explosives at the tar pits, and I claimed no knowledge of what had caused Mount Lee to explode, knocking the H from the Hollywood sign. Based on their questioning, I guessed that was where the bodies had been found. In life the newly deceased had been seismologists and volcanologists monitoring the equipment they’d set up to explain a magma-free eruption of a previously docile peak.

  “This investigation that led you to the terrorists, that would be…” Holloway consulted his BlackBerry, “the Circe Holland murder?”

  I agreed that it was.

  “According to the police report, you described her assailant as green around the gills, kind of scaly.”

  Uh oh. Now it got dicey. “If you know that much, you probably know that a body fitting that description was fished out of the water under the Santa Monica pier. Case closed,” I answered, like it was an everyday occurrence.

  Rosen tapped on the table until I returned my attention to him. This back and forth of theirs was going to put a crick in my neck.

  “Yes, we’ve examined the body. Very strange, wouldn’t you say? Like something out of legend.” His eyes held mine. And held. And held. He wasn’t blinking.

  I had a moment’s concern about how I would play it before my natural smart-ass stepped in. “Wait, this must be some kind of new reality show, right? Like X-Files meets Main Street Mysteries?” I pretended to look around. “Where’s the camera? Which one of you is Scully?”

  He still wasn’t blinking or smiling. “So you don’t think it’s strange?” he asked, refusing to be put off track.

  “Is this relevant to those bodies on Mount Lee?”

  Holloway jumped back into the fray, “We’re not at liberty—”

  But Rosen cut him off. “The bodies on Mount Lee—or rather the parts found—had been gnawed. Forensics hasn’t matched the bite marks yet, but I think there’s a good reason for that. They seem too large to belong to any currently living carnivore.”

  I noticed the look his partner threw him, the first genuine expression from Little Wooden Boy. Okay then, so Rosen was Mulder.

  “What are you saying?” I asked. />
  “I’m saying that it’s possible Circe Holland’s killer isn’t the only abnormality out there.” I so wanted to start humming the X-Files theme, but I couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket with both hands. Rosen was apparently a true believer. And that made him dangerous as hell.

  “Speaking of which,” Holloway said, leaning in as if to relegate his partner to the background, “did you happen to encounter any evidence of biological terrorism during the Holland investigation?”

  I narrowed my eyes at him, wishing I had some kind of useful power, like mind reading. Biological terrorism? Dead and dismembered bodies? What could they possibly think I knew?

  “Like what?” I asked.

  Holloway was warming to me. Really, I could tell from the dead stare.

  “Vapid doesn’t play well on you, Mizz Karacis.”

  “Possibly because I’m not playing.” Wait, that hadn’t come out quite right.

  They fired a few more questions at me before finally giving up, threatening to be in touch and showing themselves to the door. I followed so that I could throw the deadbolt behind them, then leaned against the door for good measure, still shaking, legs feeling about as supportive as Silly Bandz. But it wasn’t all the Feds’ fault, and I knew it. I hadn’t been the same since— But no, one crisis at a time. I had my hands full with this one right now. I kept hoping that if I ignored the other it would just go away.

  My first thought was to call Armani—Nick—but what in the world would I say… And could I trust that Internal Affairs wouldn’t be listening in?

  I trudged back into the living room and collapsed into a chair—to the extent it allowed anyway—to do some thinking. In a way, it was comforting to know that no human was suspected of what had been done to those bodies. The kind of carnage in those pictures…it would have taken a madman. Not that they were exactly in short supply in my world.

  The crime scene photos were gone, but my mail still sat in the center of the coffee table, taunting me as only inanimate objects can. It’s hard to win a staring contest with unwanted responsibility. It never blinks. And kick-boxing your mail was wholly unsatisfying. My cousin Tina was a whole other matter. Drop-kicking bridezilla would be a hoot and a half—only I didn’t suppose I’d ever make it back into the family’s good graces that way.